I Thought This was a Short Hike Daschund Edition T-Shirt
This wasn't in the agreement.
The I Thought This Was a Short Hike. Dachshund Edition. tee is for the dachshunds who happily agreed to a quick walk... right up until they realised it involved hills, mud or anything remotely resembling effort.
Whether they're refusing to move, demanding to be carried or giving you that look that says, "You've got to be joking," every dachshund owner knows that tiny legs come with very strong opinions.
Why you'll love it
Because every dachshund loves an adventure... as long as it's short, mostly flat and ends with treats.
Built for people who'd rather be outside than in a meeting. Broken Compass Club — slightly lost, always outdoors.
Built for the trail (and everywhere after), we didn't make these tees for people who follow the map exactly. Whether you're chasing sunrise on a ridge line or chasing a pint back at the pub, it's built to keep up — no straight path required.
Wear it proud. Wear it dirty. Just wear it outside.
Slightly lost. Always outdoors.