My Retirement Plan Has Suspension – Vintage Mountain Bike Skeleton Graphic Tee
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Forget golf courses, garden centres and quiet afternoons.
The My Retirement Plan Has Suspension. tee is for mountain bikers whose long-term plan involves considerably more dirt, considerably better bikes and absolutely no intention of slowing down.
Featuring a retro-inspired skeleton rider charging down a rugged mountain trail, this design celebrates the riders who plan on hitting berms, tackling descents and upgrading their suspension for as long as their knees—and questionable judgement—allow.
With its vintage sunset, mountain backdrop and detailed MTB graphic, it's the perfect tee for anyone who sees retirement not as an opportunity to relax, but as significantly more time to ride.
Why you'll love it
Because the retirement plan is simple: fewer meetings, more trails... and enough suspension travel to make your knees think everything's fine.
Slightly lost. Always outdoors.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Built for the trail (and everywhere after), we didn't make these tees for people who follow the map exactly. Whether you're chasing sunrise on a ridge line or chasing a pint back at the pub, it's built to keep up — no straight path required.
Wear it proud. Wear it dirty. Just wear it outside.
Slightly lost. Always outdoors.