Home Is Where We Parked Poorly Van Life T-Shirt
Close enough. Put the kettle on.
The Home Is Where We Parked Poorly. tee is for van lifers who know that finding the perfect overnight spot is only half the challenge. The other half is attempting to squeeze the van into it while someone outside enthusiastically shouts, "You've got loads of room!"
Whether you're slightly wonky in a campsite, questionably positioned beside the coast or discovering halfway through the night that you definitely didn't park level, this soft, comfortable tee celebrates the wonderfully imperfect reality of making anywhere home.
Because van life isn't about perfect parking, luxury campsites or carefully staged Instagram photos. It's about waking up somewhere beautiful, opening the doors to a new view and accepting that your morning coffee may slowly slide towards one side of the table.
Why you'll love it
Because if the handbrake's on and the kettle works... you're home.
Slightly lost. Always outdoors.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Built for the trail (and everywhere after), we didn't make these tees for people who follow the map exactly. Whether you're chasing sunrise on a ridge line or chasing a pint back at the pub, it's built to keep up — no straight path required.
Wear it proud. Wear it dirty. Just wear it outside.
Slightly lost. Always outdoors.